true story: when I was young (about 6 or 7) I flipped through my parents’ vacation pictures from Universal Studios. one of the pictures was a photo of my mom lifting up an entire side of a van. “I used to be bionic,” she said. I believed her.

now, being a fan of the Six Million Dollar Man, I understood what being bionic meant and what you could do. so one day in class, our assignment was to draw what we wanted to be when we grew up. I drew a little man scaling the entire side of a building with a single leap. we were all asked to share about what we drew, and when it was my turn, I shamelessly told everyone that I wanted to be a bionic man! I think everyone laughed, but I didn’t care. :P

oh, and by the way, if you’re newer to the world than i am, the picture above is the Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman :)

skinny jeans!

they are wrong.
(if you have a ding-a-ling)

there’s a high school near my work place and all the kids got something fashionably weird goin’ on with their pants. i’m only talking about the guys here. anyway, they’re either down to ther knees, tight as hell (as if they were sprayed on), or BOTH!

today, on my lunch break, i saw a kid wearing pants so tight that it makes the guy picture above look like he’s wearing jnco wide-legs by comparison.

dudes, this is not masculine, i don’t care if that wasn’t your intent, but it’s not even metro or even fashionably gay. heck it’s not even girly. it’s STRAIGHT-UP GIRL!

this is also very wrong.